Hidden Valley Apartments

This place sucks, maintenance always takes forever, my shower floods Everytime I used it, my drains never unclog. There’s a hole in my wall from which I can see directly outside. My air conditioner barely works. When I moved in there was a cigarette and a dead cockroach in my sink. My oven looks like it’s a relic of world war 2. The walls are thinner than a piece of communion bread.

This apartment may look small but it is so extravagant and beautiful.